Soundtrack from Disney's "Frozen" Used in Effort to Reduce School Violence

In light of the recent spike in mass murders across the country, especially in places of education, the US Department of Homeland Security has created a new subdivision directed with the placation of America's youth. The new Department of the Innovative Correction of Kids has undertook a massive effort to permeate the musical market with uplifting, anti-introversion songs in an attempt to reach out to the unloved, unattractive, and rather disgusting loners that tend to have the highest chance of causing these great tragedies. Their first effort, in the form of the new Disney movie "Frozen", has already shown to be a great success in all areas without any recent cases of violence.

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Frozen's soundtrack was chosen simply for it's popular, yet uplifting songs. Songs written for the movie, such as "Conceal Don't Feel", "Frozen Heart", and "Treason" were intended to empathize with those who feel betrayed and utterly alienated from the world. This was done as an attempt to get them interested in the other songs the soundtrack has to offer. Next, with their emotional wretchedness now exposed, the movie's most iconic song "Let it Go" forces the sad individuals to expel the parts of them that society hates and simply "let it go". This is followed by a dose of "Do You Want To Build a Snowman" in an effort to show that others around the troubled individual are searching for friends too. Finally, in an emotionally suggestive state, the movie fills them with uplifting songs which suggest that they too may possibly someday be loved; "Love is an Open Door", "For the First Time in Forever", and "Onward and Upward".

"The soundtrack from 'Frozen' has made our first campaign successful," said the Director of the Department of Innovative Correction of Kids. "We never expected this to work."