California "Water Cops" Fine Zuckerberg over "Ice Bucket Challenge"

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has been issued a $500 fine for his recent stunt, according to Palo Alto Police reports. Zuckerberg recently posted a video of himself pouring a bucket of ice over his head as part of the "Ice Bucket Challenge", in which challenged users must pour a bucket of ice water over their head or donate $100 to charity. "In...

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"Black Zinfandel" added to "2 Buck Chuck" varietal lineup

A new varietal is on the market to challenge the supremacy of White Zinfandel. Check your local Trader Joe's this week for the arrival of Charles Shaw "Black Zinfandel". Called an experiment gone wrong by winemakers at Bronco, Black Zinfandel (or Black Zin) is set to shake California wine once again. "We tried hard to make a drink comparable...

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French National Team Manager to Nigerian Manager: "Go back to Africa"

Following the finale of the France versus Nigeria match in the round of 16, it has been reported that the banter exchanged between the two managers was not so friendly. Reporters from the field state that Didier Deschamps has been quoted saying these menacing words to Nigerian manager Stephen Keshi. "Prenez votre équipe à la maison et nous...

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FIFA ruling on Suarez bite -- allowed to play on certain conditions

After review of the Luis Suárez biting incident during the Uruguay - Italy matchup on June 24, FIFA has decided to allow Suárez to play out the rest of the World Cup matches, with several stipulations. This has enraged both the world and Italian soccer community, who are calling his suspension. "We cannot allow this animal to plague our...

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The 7 Best Afros of the World Cup

Aside from the many surprises during the games of the 2014 World Cup, it also brought us many many players with unique hairstyles. From the African players styling mohawks to the Asian players going Super Saiyan, the hair is out there. Poopbus would like to acknowledge the select group of players who chose to grow out their hair long and...

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Clint Dempsey to wear eyepatch in match versus Portugal

The captain of the USA Men's National Team, Clint Dempsey, has announced he'll be wearing an eyepatch in his next contest versus Portugal. News of the decision comes days after suffering a broken nose in Team USA's first match against Ghana. "I didn't want to wear a facemask because it doesn't look manly at all," said Dempsey. "However,...

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The 4 Dirtiest Beards of the World Cup

Continuing the Poopbus.com coverage of the 2014 FIFA World Cup, we bring you a list of some of the dirtiest beards we've witnessed during the World Cup games. Someone hand these guys a razor so they can look like Lionel Messi or any of the pretty boys on the German National Team. 1) Luis Gustavo -- Brasil His beard makes him look like...

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Ryanair announces new cabin layout

Ryanair announced today that they will be switching over the seating arrangement on their 737 fleet. The new proposed seating arrangement will allow for up to 292 people to fit comfortably inside the cabin.  "In a time of stiff competition in the low cost airline industry, we have to be creative with our seating arrangements," said...

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IOC to FIFA: Our opening ceremony will be worse

Following the breathtakingly-miserable performance at the opening ceremony for the 2014 World Cup this Thursday, the IOC has announced that their opening ceremony will be worse. "I've seen some miserable opening ceremonies before," said an IOC spokesman, "but ours for the 2016 Olympics will be a lot worse." It will be hard to match...

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General Motors unveils testing program for new Chevy Silverado

General Motors today has released information regarding the field testing of it's new Chevrolet Silverado. Dubbed the "Blingerado", the 2015 Special Edition model is made entirely of gold. "We feel that we must be innovative to keep competitive in the American automotive market," said a GM spokesmen. "Prior to the bailouts, we began designing...

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